danceswithsharks:

500daysofevilexes:

yaoifight:

This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible. 

Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:

• making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
• changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
• a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.

For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ

95% of you won’t want this on your blog. Reblog if you’re the 5% who care about the victims of The Animes.

I’m not afraid to admit… I was once under the influence of The Animes. Please reblog this so people can learn to live barely active, nearly healthy lives again, like me.

I did this once oh god

recordsandcigarettes:

1-indsey:

The only known video footage of Anne Frank

I can’t think of any reason why someone would not reblog this. 

If this isn’t interesting/sad to you, then I don’t know what you like in life.

Can’t we hit 1,000,000 notes? This is such a rare shot, everyone should see it.

stopwaitingup:

twoblackbirdsonahighwaysign:

laughterbynight:

thegeekmonkey:

actualhumandisaster:

awayy:

tank-commander:

underthevastblueseas:

Blackfish - Trailer

Beyond the lies, beneath the deception, the truth will surface.

Magnolia Pictures has debuted the trailer for the chilling Sundance documentary Blackfish, directed Gabriela Cowperthwaite, about orcas in captivity. 

Holy shit. 

OKAY, WE NEED TO REBLOG THE FUCK OUT OF THIS. EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT AN ANIMAL PERSON, YOUR FOLLOWERS NEED TO SEE THIS. ESPECIALLY DURING THE HEIGHT OF VACATION SEASON. DO NOT SUPPORT SEA PARKS WITH CAPTIVE WHALES. IT’S NOT ENVIRONMENTAL PROPAGANDA (I can’t believe I even used those words) IT’S A REAL ISSUE AND IT’S NOT A MATTER OF PROOF, IT’S A MATTER OF COVERING IT UP AND IGNORING IT!

THE WHALES :( :( :(

NOW I’M SAD

teamniceboyfriends:

When I find myself in times of trouble, Walt Disney comes to me speaking words of wisdom, “CHARACTER INTEGRITY.”

I found this from my friend at Disney on my phone….

Y’all act like you’ve never drank with an American girl before
Jaws on the floor
Acting like you can find me in mouse gears store?
But you don’t know I want more and won’t be on your floor
Y’all calculate ill wait you’re kidding she didnt just drink as much as she did, did she?

Hahahahahah what why

stophatingyourbody:

Do you like my drawing?:)x

thedisneydifference:

Ok. So this has nothing to do with Disney, I just thought you all NEEDED to see the amazingness that is this doll.

Baby Abuelito!

Wtf